"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."
"Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s memory to their fellow inmates."
"Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note"
"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."
"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."
"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."