"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."
"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."