More quotes by Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More
"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More
"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More
"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More