More quotes by George Carlin

"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."