More quotes by George Carlin

"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I"in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I"in independence, individuality and integrity."