I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Steven Wright
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"