#classic-insult

"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

"If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised."

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."