#classic-insult

"If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised."

"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."