Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating.... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating. Getting ripped out of the chest tends to have that effect."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating. Getting ripped out of the chest tends to have that effect."
"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."
"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."
"Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s memory to their fellow inmates."