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"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
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"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
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"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."
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"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."
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"Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s memory to their fellow inmates."
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