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"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."
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"If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder."
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"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
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"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."
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"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
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