"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"I wrote you a love letter, and I sent it snail mail. Love is forever, and that’s about how long it’ll take to get to you."
"There’s sleep to be found here, and I’m going to find it—with my eyes closed. I’m like Sherlock Holmes meets Helen Keller. #Networking"
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."