More quotes by Steven Wright

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"What's another word for thesaurus?"