If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land... - Steven Wright
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
More quotes by Steven Wright
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself."
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."