If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land... - Steven Wright
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
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"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."