More quotes by Steven Wright

"In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it."
"Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."