I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for a straw."
"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."