More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."