I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."