I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."