I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."