More quotes by Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."