I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."