I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had w... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter."

"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."

"I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."