I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had w... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."

"I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter."