More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"Eat, fast, and then eat fast. It’s a diet for both the body and the soul."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."