I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."