More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."
"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"You should save your hard-earned dollars, because one day when you have no electricity you'll need a big stash to burn to keep yourself warm."