I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was pa... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess people heard I’d be dining there and came to adore me."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."