More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor."
"She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date we’ll knit the blanket we’ll make love under."
"Every morning I push through the pain—and force myself to keep sleeping, despite my aching body’s cries to quit. I am a champion."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."