I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. Powdered love poetry sold separately."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot."