More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"I think a cool #startup would be a company that makes Finish line tape, for marathons. In the long run, it could be very profitable."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."