Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."