More quotes by Steven Wright

"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."