If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “C... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."
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"Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!"
"Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles."
"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench."