If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “C... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."
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"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
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