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"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
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"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
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"I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie."
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"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
— Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women Read More
"In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench."
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