Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m als... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."
"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."
"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
"I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie."