If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine rep... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them."
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"To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle."
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"I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side."