Man is solid, not liquid. But with the fluid nature of netwo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."

"I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a baby, that’s a log. And it’s not drowning, it’s burning.” I wonder what it did to deserve that? It was probably a heretic."

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."

"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."