Let’s get romantic and head to bed and make meatloaf all nig... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let’s get romantic and head to bed and make meatloaf all night long. I’ll wear my Ben Bernanke beard, because it fits me like a fur coat."
"Let’s get romantic and head to bed and make meatloaf all night long. I’ll wear my Ben Bernanke beard, because it fits me like a fur coat."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."