Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomor... - Mark Twain

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."

"Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell together, as quickly as possible."