More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."
"I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a motorcycle, provided you’re wearing your astronaut’s helmet."
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."