"I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with each knock being three years apart. At the end of the nine years I’ll reply, “Who is it?” And without delay or reply, the person on the other side of the door is to find a new job."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."