The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone el... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."
"A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors."
"Steel wool—it’s not just for washing dirty dishes. It also makes great underwear material. It’ll cure that itch to take on a lover by making you scratch."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"When you’re embarrassed, you turn red. When I blush, I turn plaid. I network at kilt conventions, so even if I say something awkward I still look cool."