#weed

"The lungs are fishing nets for smoke, and I inhaled her essence like she was marijuana grown just for me."

"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."

"Growing marijuana is like having a Pharmacy Farm, and of all the drugs, the ones from Mother Nature are the best."

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

"...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church."

"The Federal Government pushing drugs and then punishing marijuana growers is like the pot calling the kettle green."

"She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal?"