More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on ‪#‎LoversLane‬."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"