"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
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5 quotes about midget
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midget Quotes
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."
"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."