#midget

"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."

"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."

"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."