#long

"In the sky there are always answers and explanations for everything: every pain, every suffering, joy and confusion."

"I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I'll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.)"

"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."

"The road is long, we carry on, try to have fun in the meantime."

"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."

"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"

"Long week. Long month. Long life."

"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."