The world is a sad place today. I miss the good ol’ days. Go... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The world is a sad place today. I miss the good ol’ days. Gosh, why can’t I just go back to last weekend?"
"The world is a sad place today. I miss the good ol’ days. Gosh, why can’t I just go back to last weekend?"
"If I could make tea out of your love, would it be hot, or iced? Would it be black, or green? Would it be sweet, or unsweet? Would you offer free refills?"
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"Before the NSA there was the Catholic Church. What is confessional if not a place to gather secrets? No wonder the church had all the power."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"I put the sing in single—especially when I’m in the shower. Does anybody have any requests they’d like to shout out while the water’s getting hot? As always, silence all cell phones during the duration of my performance."