More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."