"I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank."
"Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love."