"I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank."
"The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you willing to take out? Success is sacrifice."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."
"The scent of honeysuckle on a Florida spring night always reminds me of her. The memories of us bloom yellow in my mind."