Teach me to dance and I'll show you how to make love to musi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Teach me to dance and I'll show you how to make love to music. The first 30 minutes are free, but after that I'm gonna have to charge you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"My acquaintances aren’t worth the aqua I drink after they leave me thirsting for something more meaningful. I don’t want refillable relationships—I want connections so deep they are black abysses."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."