Teach me to dance and I'll show you how to make love to musi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"

"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."

"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."

"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"

"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."