Teach me to dance and I'll show you how to make love to musi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Teach me to dance and I'll show you how to make love to music. The first 30 minutes are free, but after that I'm gonna have to charge you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish."
"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"I remember her words about remembering my words, and that’s when it hit me: the quickest way to scalpel open a heart is with a declaration of love."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."