"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I like my coffee like Colfax Avenue mixed with Atlantic Boulevard, and if you're buying then I'm driving. Let's sip this romance slowly."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"