What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees an... - Rodney Dangerfield
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it."
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."