More quotes by Steven Wright

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."