When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes per... - Steven Wright
"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing."
More quotes by Steven Wright
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film."
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
"I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it."
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."