When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane... - Steven Wright
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."