When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane... - Steven Wright
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film."
"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."