More quotes by Steven Wright

"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
"I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote"so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote."
"Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film."
"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."