More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."