You are allowed to think whatever you want at Emory, so long... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Growing marijuana is like having a Pharmacy Farm, and of all the drugs, the ones from Mother Nature are the best."

"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."

"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"

"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."

"Taking a break. Been working solid for the last few hours, as opposed to working liquid, which is more drinkable. Can I pour you a glass of productivity?"