"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."