"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."