"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."
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"I've pursued dreams and achieved them, but I don't think anybody should think their life is incomplete if they don't follow some dream. Happiness doesn't come from achievements, or money, or any sort of treasure. Happiness is a frame of mind, not a destination. It's appreciating what you've got and building relationships with those around you."
"Most people with new ideas are ridiculed … until they succeed!"
"You can't outwit fate by standing on the sidelines placing little sidebets about the outcome of life. either you wade in and risk everything you have to play the game or you don't play at all. and if u don't play u can't win."
"Should it matter what genre it is if the book is good?"
"When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved."
"Today a reader, tomorrow a leader."
"Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends."
"belief is the death of intelligence."
"Never allow your ego to diminish your ability to listen."
"Ultimately we have nothing to fear. Jesus loves us, and he invites us to be confident in that love. As we seek to obey Him, we are not called to assess the risk involved and determine whether or not obedience will be beneficial or safe for us. We are simply called to trust and obey."
"Let each man take the path according to his capacity, understanding and temperament. His true guru will meet him along that path."
"What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds."
"Raise a smile and lower stress"
"He made me feel unhinged . . . like he could take me apart and put me back together again and again."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"I hold strongly to this: that it is better to be impetuous than circumspect; because fortune is a woman and if she is to be submissive it is necessary to beat and coerce her."
"To theology, ... only what it holds sacred is true, whereas to philosophy, only what holds true is sacred."
"So since I'm still here livin',I guess I will live on.I could've died for love--But for livin' I was born."
"When a man finds this kind of woman, he will go all out for her knowing that she will not be a letdown."
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