Random Inspirational Quotes

"Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep."

"we tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn"

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Eye can only see something ifidea about it has been in mind."

"...the rarest of all human qualities is consistency."

"If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? 'I love you, too'."

"In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh."

"I go to seek a Great Perhaps."

"I meant,"said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"Death thought about it.CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all."

"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."

"Your future is only as bright as your mind is open."

"I don't believe that I'm better than anybody, but I do believe that I'll try harder than most and I hope that people just join me for a little bit of a ride."

"You are my life now."

"Those who fear the imagination condemn it: something childish, they say, something monsterish, misbegotten. Not all of us dream awake. But those of us who do have no choice."

"You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life."