Random Inspirational Quotes

"You bitch!"Why is it that whenever I draw blood, I'm a bitch?"

"A picture is a poem without words."

"With a hint of good judgment, to fear nothing, not failure or suffering or even death, indicates that you value life the most. You live to the extreme; you push limits; you spend your time building legacies. Those do not die."

"Take away love and our earth is a tomb."

"Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever."

"To hope for nothing, to expect nothing, to demand nothing. This is analytical despair."

"Belief consists in accepting the affirmations of the soul; unbelief, in denying them."

"We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."

"Women particularly should concern themselves with peace because men by nature are more foolhardy and headstrong, and their overwhelming desire to avenge themselves prevents them from foreseeing the resulting dangers and terrors of war. But woman by nature is more gentle and circumspect. Therefore, if she has sufficient will and wisdom she can provide the best possible means to pacify man."

"Men and women who turn their lives over to God will discover that He can make a lot more out of their lives than they can. He can deepen their joys, expand their vision, quicken their minds, strengthen their muscles, lift their spirits, multiply their blessings, increase their opportunities, comfort their soals, and pour out peace."

"In a very real sense we have two minds, one that thinks and one that feels"

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Every time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing that there's life after death."

"Before you become too entranced with gorgeous gadgets and mesmerizing video displays, let me remind you that information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, and wisdom is not foresight. Each grows out of the other, and we need them all."

"I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't."

"For some people, “the point of no return” begins at the very moment their souls become aware of each others’ existence."

"Give up to grace. The ocean takes care of each wave 'til it gets to shore. You need more help than you know."

"Maybe the bar is low, but most of the strips that are 50, 60, 70 years old that are on their second or third generation of artists, the humor is pretty bland. There are others by people that were raised on 'Family Guy' or 'South Park' that are edgier. Mine's not as edgy as those, but it's edgier than 'Beetle Bailey.'"

"...(W)here there's drama, there's crap."