Random Inspirational Quotes

"I don't put up with being messed around, and I don't suffer fools gladly. The short version of that is that I'm a bitch. Trust me, I can provide character references."

"Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being, and how you get along with your fellow man."

"I have the superhero gift of invisibility. I must be invisible, because the woman I love doesn’t see me. I might as well be into Helen Keller."

"Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"She was reflecting back on a truth she had learned over the years: that people heard what they wanted to hear, saw what they wanted, believed what they wanted."

"I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't live your life doing what other people want you to or you'll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself."

"Balance is key. Balance is a virtue. Balance is next to godliness, maybe. We should all aspire to better balance. Too much of what is said in this world is one-sided, and we need more balance - in our speech, in our music, in our art, in everything."

"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before."

"When you come to the edge of all that you know, you must believe one of two things: either there will be ground to stand on, or you will be given wings to fly."

"My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"We are fans of Mozart and Beethoven, as well 'South Park' and Borat. We believe that we can attract many people who eschew the serious ambiance of concert halls and don't go to classical music concerts because of such reasons. However, there is a 'serious humor' on the stage: funny and ridiculous. That is important!"

"The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise."

"My toes are going to come,"-MariannThe Night Owl"

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"A truth should exist,it should not be usedlike this. If I love youis that a fact or a weapon?"

"There are no facts, only interpretations."