Random Inspirational Quotes

"I used to want you so bad, I'm so through with that because honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had!"

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."

"When I think of all the harm [the Bible] has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"If knowledge is power, let's spread it as widely as possible and dilute it to deny those who would abuse it."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Right now, I had everything I could ask for. It wasn't a long list, but it was a very satisfying one, starting with the love of my life back in my arms."

"I can safely say, on the authority of all that is revealed in the Word of God, that any man or woman on this earth who is bored and turned off by worship is not ready for heaven."

"If [you're asked] what you think, tell. If you have a preference, voice it. If you have a question, ask it. If you want to cry, bawl. If you need help, raise your hand and jump up and down."

"Only God is awesome."

"This is part of what a family is about, not just love. It's knowing that your family will be there watching out for you. Nothing else will give you that. Not money. Not fame. Not work."

"Be in limits, life will never limit you."

"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"

"The clouds are like marble in the sky, and I just want to make a kitchen counter out of the atmosphere. I can cook like a flock of birds."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"لا شيء يجي مُتأخراً إلا عللته الأقدار بأسباب حكيمة ~"

"Man is a demon, man is a god. Both true."

"For many people, myself included, the end of the world is happening all the time! It is a form of criticality that paradoxically gives us hope for change and improvement."

"Sometimes, if she simply remained quiet, and let the inadequacy of his excuses reverberate on the air, he became ashamed and backtracked."