Random Inspirational Quotes

"We have only a little time to please the living. But all eternity to love the dead."

"I may not always be with you But when we're far apartRemember you will be with meRight inside my heart"

"The mind once enlightened cannot again become dark."

"I don't need to go onto Facebook and pretend to have friends I've never even met. To my mind, that kind of destroys the meaning of the word 'friend.' I take exception to that. Because I value and respect friendship."

"I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins."

"Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed."

"Quote words that affirmall men and women are yourbrothers and sisters."

"I dwell in possibility."

"Doing the tough things sets winners apart from losers."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do,"

"In the final analysis it is between you and God, it was never between you and them anyway."

"…only then did I wake out of the book."

"Life is a book. We fill the pages."

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

"When you come to see you are not as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you are wiser today."

"Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that."

"Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?"

"I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of seaman. And then call me up on the homophone and read it to me."

"I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them."