"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."
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"Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber."
"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."
"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"
"I did not direct my life. I didn't design it. I never made decisions. Things always came up and made them for me. That's what life is."
"The exaltation and happiness of any community, goes hand in hand with the knowledge possessed by the people, when applied to laudable ends; whereupon we can exclaim like the wise man; righteousness exalteth a nation; for righteousness embraces knowledge and knowledge is power."
"Do you remember the first time we made love?"He touched his lips to hers as he said it. "We rode up in the elevator like this and couldn't keep our hands off each other, couldn't get to each other quick enough. I was mad for you. I wanted you more than I wanted to keep breathing. I still do."He deepened the kiss as the elevator doors opened. "It's never going to change."
"Augustus,"I said. "Really. You don't have to do this.""Sure I do,"he said. "I found my Wish.""God, you're the best,"I told him."I bet you say that to all the boys who finance your international travel,"he answered."
"In California, I do like to just chill out and go to the beach, but I love the energy here. I feel very productive when I'm in New York."
"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."
"There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me."
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
"When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better."
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."
"More than kisses, letters mingle souls."
"My soul is from elsewhere, I'm sure of that, and I intend to end up there."
"It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped."
"Faith is an organ of knowledge, and love an organ of experience."
"If you love me, Henry, you don’t love me in a way I understand."
"Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains."
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