#Child

"If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could."

"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."

"Aristotle uses a mother's love for her child as the prime example of love or friendship."

"I've constantly tried new things, even as a child, and have always been obsessed with pink. Now I'm just a little more ladylike and fearless. You should never feel afraid to become a piece of art. It's exhilarating."

"A young child is a leader to an elderly person once his purpose has a faithful, sincere and trustworthy influence on people. Leadership is not restricted to position and age; it is self-made and influencial. Everyone has this self-leadership quality."

"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."

"The unconditional love for you child, it's truly amazing."

"Teach success before teaching responsibility. Teach them to believe in themselves. Teach them to think, 'I'm not stupid'. No child wants to fail. Everyone wants to succeed."

"There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child."

"And I learned what is obvious to a child. That life is simply a collection of little lives, each lived one day at a time. That each day should be spent finding beauty in flowers and poetry and talking to animals. That a day spent with dreaming and sunsets and refreshing breezes cannot be bettered."

"A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my hands are full. They’re full of hope for the future."

"This is heaven my child."

"Self-esteem comes from who you have in your life. How you were raised. What you struggled with as a child."

"Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man."

"As a child I was very into gadgets and machines and robots. The idea of experimenting with machines to create art was always something I tinkered with."

"I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. It's how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy."

"There is in every child at every stage a new miracle of vigorous unfolding, which constitutes a new hope and a new responsibility for all."

"I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God."

"Without the support from religion--remember, we talked about it--no father, using only his own resources, would be able to bring up a child."

"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"